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Forgotten Fortune

Today I started writing my second novel, Forgotten Fortune (book two of my Timelink trilogy). I spent about two months doing the online research required, and I did it from a specific browser- one used only for book research. I did this because when I’m done, I can look back at all the keywords I… Read more »

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Future Fortune released

This weekend, my new book, Future Fortune, is free to download for the Kindle. You can go to Amazon now and download it at no charge. It’s a lot cheaper than Ambien. So why make it free? Well, when you’re a nobody author, you need to garner as many reviews as quickly as possible when… Read more »

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My New Children’s Book

I met with my editor on Friday, and these were the take-a-way notes for my newest children’s book: The words “lube” and “chipmunk” should not appear in the same sentence, let alone as the opening line from Chapter 1. The local spelling bee you described in Chapter 2 should not end with Charlie Sheen bludgeoning… Read more »

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Research (First post of 2017)

Miss me? I’ve been a bad boy. I haven’t written a new blog post since July of 2016. Now, in my defense, I did have a presidential campaign to run. Unfortunately, I chose Yogi Bear as my running mate to capture the Jellystone demographic, but when he was arrested for solicitation, my campaign went downhill… Read more »

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The Circus Tent Of Writing

  Today I finished the first edit of book number two, Future Fortune. I have all sorts of “number two” jokes running through my head, but I’m going to save us both the embarrassment. Today I worked on the circus tent. Circus tent is an analogy for the structure of a screenplay or novel. It… Read more »

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The Escape

On the other side of that fence was freedom. Freedom from oppression. Freedom to live life on my own terms, without interference from a shadowy government with its own rules and convention. A flash of lightning lit up the heavens and I could see Scott riding toward me, his hulking frame a dark silhouette against… Read more »

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Book #2 Progress

I understand story structure. I understand story arcs and character motivation. I know how to tell a story. But there was one thing I wasn’t prepared for – my faulty memory. I have a lot of characters in my book, so you can imagine how unhappy I was discovering I had forgotten about a character… Read more »

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My 2016 Resolutions

I wanted to take a minute here and thank everyone who read or subscribed to my blog this year.  I really appreciate it and will do my best to bring you the same quality garbage in 2016. My mini memoir is doing really well on Amazon, and I will publish my first novel around March…. Read more »

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Traditional Publishers

About ten years ago I decided to write a kid’s book. I came up with various titles including: Who Will Toss My Salad? Polly Paints A Penis Tommy Gets An STD But it just wasn’t happening. I gave up on children’s books. I briefly considered a scratch & sniff book, but finally settled on a… Read more »

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Book Number Two – Coming Soon

From the cover of my upcoming book. I know you can’t tell from this snippet, but it’s a time travel comedy. And it’s 100% Kardashian free. You’re welcome.