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Workplace Incompetence

Did you ever wonder why your boss or the people above you are complete morons? Have you ever met someone higher than you on the corporate ladder who has no clue what’s going on and has no apparent skills, yet somehow managed to get himself into a position of power at your company? And how… Read more »

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The Crusades – American style

As today is Father’s Day, I didn’t have time to complete the usual rubbish that has become synonymous with my blog. “But I promise, next week it will be much longer, and you will SO enjoy it!” (Which oddly enough was a lie I used in college.) In the meantime, think about this little tidbit…… Read more »

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The Model M Keyboard

Have you ever taken a close look at your computer keyboard? Chances are, the one you’re using now is what’s referred to in the industry as a “disposal keyboard”, and probably costs less than $10 to produce. When you buy a computer today, it usually comes with a mouse and keyboard. Computer companies manufacture these… Read more »

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Religious News #2

Four Orthodox Jews go into a school for disabled children… No, it’s not the beginning to what could be a very funny joke, it’s actually pretty sad. It appears that four guys, one of them an Orthodox Rabbi, have been busy making New York state a much better place for young children – as long… Read more »

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Cards Against Humanity

I usually find things to obsess over about once a month, and this month it’s the card game, Cards Against Humanity. What is it exactly? Well here’s how their website describes it: Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people. Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Cards Against Humanity is… Read more »

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Net Neutrality

Net neutrality is in the news this week, and things are not looking good. For those of you who have no clue what this is, or why it’s important, allow me to explain. <put’s on reading glasses> Net neutrality basically states that everyone gets fair treatment on the internet in regard to speed and bandwidth…. Read more »

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D.B. Cooper = Don Draper

So how will Mad Men end its seven year run? There are hundreds of theories and ideas floating around the web right now, but the best one I’ve heard is that Don Draper is actually D.B. Cooper, the mysterious hijacker who, 45 years ago, jumped out of a Boeing 727 with $200,000 in cash, never… Read more »

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Racist or Not?

I was on the elliptical doing my punishing and somewhat exhausting workout routine (five minutes on level one, with a short cupcake break at the halfway mark) when it became necessary for me to change the channel as the Fairly Oddparents had just ended. I decided to tune into FOX as the crazies there are… Read more »

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Gorn Attack

I apologize to both of my readers. I was at Vasquez Rocks today and was attacked by a Gorn. I am recovering, but will post a ridiculously funny blog next Sunday. Think of it like trash day coming twice this week.  

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The Easter Bunny is an Infidel

Goodness gracious, things are really heating up in Dearborn, Michigan. It seems a Presbyterian church had the gall to hand out a flyer at several public schools advertising their local Easter egg hunt, and the Muslim community is up in arms. Muslim parents are worried that the church is trying to convert their children with… Read more »