This week, WikiLeaks released a cluster of documents relating to the CIA and their methods of operation. The news media was especially enamored by the electronic eavesdropping portion of the documents.

Not to get off track here, but this is how we know the Obama administration didn’t spy on Donald Trump – no one in the current intelligence community calls it “wiretapping”, except Donald Trump and his Starsky & Hutch mentality.

So let me tell you about the real word of security and spying as it relates to electronic devices.

Be prepared for paranoia to set in.

Have a smartphone? The CIA, FBI, and NSA, can turn on your camera and your microphone.

Did you turn off the GPS tracking on your phone or laptop? Feel more secure now? You shouldn’t. It can be turned back on remotely also.

Do you have a password on your computer or smart device? Think it’s secure? It’s not. The intelligence community can get in with no problem. Here’s how it’s done:

Let’s say I want to crack your computer password. In the old days, there were computer programs that would just attack it with brute force. They would try every word, every combination of words, every combination of words and numbers, until they cracked it. It could take a while. They don’t do it this way anymore.

Today, they’ll simply look for you on social media. Have a Twitter account? Have a Facebook account? The NSA has programs that will grab every word on your profile, your friend’s profiles, and so on, looking for words and phrases that you might use as a password. People tend to use pet names, vacation spots, boyfriends, girlfriends, movie titles, as passwords. Not only do they search your friends list, they use facial recognition software to sift through your photos to identify even more people and profiles to search, all in the name of breaking your password. And with modern computing power, it doesn’t take long.

Most of the time, this isn’t even necessary. The NSA has cracked pretty much every piece of software and operating system on the planet, and can simply gain entry via a backdoor. Some software developers deliberately leave backdoors, and make them available to law enforcement. Or a hacker in the know.

Remember the San Bernardino terrorist attack? The FBI made a public display of requesting help from Apple so they could read the encrypted contents from one of the phones belonging to a suspect. The FBI didn’t need help. They had already gained entry to the phone and were reading the contents. By concocting a cover story that “they can’t break in”, they encourage others involved in the crime to continue using their phones. That’s how they find them.

And as far as getting on your network at home goes, bad hombres don’t even go through your computer anymore, they go through your DVD player, your DVR, your gaming console- anything that has access to the Internet.

Are you looking over your shoulder yet?

Every email you send is monitored. Every one. Massive programs search for keywords in your emails. Maybe words like terrorist, jihad, or who knows what. Your email then goes to a secondary level analysis to further determine if you are a threat. There’s many levels. Eventually, if there’s a concern, your email goes to a person who evaluates it. Then your doorbell rings.

The NSA has the most amazing servers, software, and storage areas in the world. A few years ago, they bought up more desert land to build additional server farms. They have SO much information collected that they need more room.

And while we’re on the subject of network security, there’s always been talk of allowing American citizens to vote via the web or email. Politicians will tell you it’s not safe- too easy to commit fraud. The simple fact of the matter is, voting could be made virtually hackproof. We submit court filings and our tax returns via the Internet, and there’s been no problems. Politicians don’t want online voting because it gives everyone a chance to vote. You can’t institute voter suppression if everyone has access.

So the next time you’re on the internet, sending an email, or sexting from your smartphone, say a quick “hello” to the people or machines who are reading and listening.


  1. Glass Half Full says:

    Great blog! I may as well start now…hello to all those who are reading and listening…

  2. Bluto says:

    Like Rockwell said- “Somebody’s watching me”

  3. AustinServo says:

    So the NSA looks at my dick pics all day long?

  4. Shannon says:

    That is very scary. I take my phone into the bathroom all the time!

    1. AustinServo says:

      I know. We’ve seen them. Nice tattoo by the way. People don’t usually get them there. It must have hurt a lot.

  5. Brett_G says:

    I always figured the government was watching us. So not a bit surprised.

  6. Ryandog says:

    I think NSA is short for Nastay, which is what they are.

    1. TaraT says:

      Like nastay girl? The kind president Trump likes? Just asking.

  7. LOLCatsEatBrains says:

    I think it is time to go off the grid. No more email or texts. For ONE week. I am happy to do my part.

  8. Stewie11 says:

    Wow, Steve. How do you know all this? Hehehehe. I believe everything you are saying. My only question is are they really helping keep us safe? If so, I’m OK with it. It is not like I have anything to hide. Well maybe a time machine and a talking dog, but other than that, Rupert and I are clean as a whistle.

    1. Frootloops says:

      Didn’t I see you and Rupert coming out of a bathhouse in San Francisco?

      1. MikeL says:

        Frootloops, didn’t I see you there with Captain Crunch?

      2. Stewie11 says:


        1. TheRealSheldonCooper says:

          Too much breakfast cereal porn!
          As for the article, I think you underestimate the technical capacity of the intelligence agency. Or is that all you’re allowed to say because of those pesky non disclosure agreements? Or should I call you Agent X?

          1. stevemargolis says:

            Me? More like Agent 86.

  9. 9thElement says:

    Um, so given this article, what is it you do at work exactly? 🙂
    I don’t have a problem with the eavesdropping on emails or phone calls, as long as they get a warrant first.

  10. TheRealSheldonCooper says:

    Someone with synaesthesia would be quite good at spotting patterns, and given your love of puzzles and detective work, (aren’t you working on the Beale codes?) you would be like the perfect employee.


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