My 2016 Resolutions

I wanted to take a minute here and thank everyone who read or subscribed to my blog this year.  I really appreciate it and will do my best to bring you the same quality garbage in 2016.

My mini memoir is doing really well on Amazon, and I will publish my first novel around March. I am also being considered for the role of  James Bond if Daniel Craig retires.

So 2016 should be a great year.

In the meantime, here are my personal resolutions for 2016 (click to enlarge).

Have a very Happy New Year.


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  1. DocFester says:

    Looking forward to it. Best of luck in 2016.

  2. KMac_83 says:

    I enjoyed 2015. Good luck in 2016.

  3. Iceman68 says:

    Looking forward to more shit in 2016. 🙂

  4. captainbong says:

    More trump stuff in 2016! Happy new year.

    1. prismatist says:

      I agree. More republican shaming!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      1. DonaldTrump says:

        Please don’t pick on me this year I’ll soon be president of the US/World.

  5. lolcatseatbrains says:

    Really enjoyed your posts this year. Keep up the good work in 2016.

  6. Atomic Samurai says:

    Good luck with number 2 above.Your posts make my day.

    1. Kehvan says:

      He said number 2! I’m waiting for the novel!

  7. TruVBU says:

    You made me laugh this year. Good luck with your writing next year. Happy New Year.

  8. JKBurton says:

    You made first thing Monday mornings tolerable. You have a subscriber for life.

    1. Nicole says:

      I am a fan also. Good luck in 2016.

  9. TooManyDogs says:

    Have a great new year and thanks for making me laugh.

  10. 9th element says:

    Happy New Year to all- except for Affluenza mom.

    1. F**k affluenza mom and her brain dead son. They can read your blog from prison. Seacrest out.

  11. Seconded!

  12. Keep up the good work. And I loved your book. Have a happy new year.

    1. I loved your book and I always read your blog posts. I will be a 2016 reader.

  13. Mr. Happy says:

    Happy New Year and thanks.

  14. TheRealSheldonCooper says:

    I think wishing one good luck is a waste of time as good luck cannot be planned. Continue to write a great blog and make us laugh with your next book, and you will be rewarded. I may add your site to the ‘acceptable’ website list in the apartment. Penny was right about you. You are funny.

    P.S. Penny.
    P.S.S. Penny

  15. Blue Bear says:

    Copy that on the laxatives and sleeping pills! Looking forward to your upcoming book! 🙂

  16. Stewie11 says:

    Well fat man, another year of your wretched depravity, bad jokes, and double entendre. More bizarre writing and rantings and even stranger theories.
    I must say I am quite looking forward to it.

    1. pitypang09 says:

      I agree with Stewie11. More weirdness in 2016!!!!!!!!!!

  17. Frootloops says:

    I really enjoyed 2015. Looking forward to 2016. Happy 2016.

  18. Aniket says:

    2015 made me laugh. Keep up the good work in 2016.

  19. MikeL says:

    Love reading your posts each week. Keep it up in 2016.

  20. It is nice to read something funny each week instead of being inundated with unhappiness.

    1. Jessica says:

      Me too. I’m tired of negative stories everywhere. It’s nice when I can laugh.

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