My Second Book

This week I started outlining my new book. It’s a novel, and I’m hoping it will be funny. It’s going to be a lot more fun than a memoir because I can make shit up- I’m not constrained by the truth.

So what’s it about? Well first off, it contains the following items in no particular order:


holographic computer systems

an FBI man

Winchester rifles


time travel

a dog named Chester

a 1968 Ford Mustang with a 427 Cobra Jet engine


jewel theft



wealthy land owners

an underage squid

a wrinkled pair of blue jeans

Coca Cola


San Francisco

A bad guy in a black hat.

There may also be a cameo by Donald Trump’s great, great grandfather.

And believe it or not, I think I can tie all of the above items together in a logical fashion with a minimal amount of weed, so that’s a big cost savings for me.

I’m on track to finish the outline this week, followed by the actual writing the week after.

Once the book is complete, I’ll revise it and have an editor take a look at it.

If it works, I’ll create a cover and give the book to my beta readers. I’ll then take their advice, make changes, and have the book up by Halloween.

At least that’s the plan. We’ll see what happens. I’m easily distracted.


  1. Stewie11 says:

    OMG! This is weird even for you! I am sooooooooo in.

    1. RedKitten says:

      You should seek medical attention, but I’m in too.

    2. Frootloops says:

      One ticket please!

    3. I’m in just to see what you do with an underage squid.

    4. Renegade says:

      It’s like a John Waters movie!

  2. Atomic Samurai says:

    I’LL READ IT!!!!

  3. TooManyDogs says:

    I want to read it! I’m on your mailing list. Count me in.

  4. Aniket says:

    I am not interested unless you can add Kevin Bacon to the list. 🙂

    1. stevemargolis says:

      Maybe I can add a Footloose-type scene.

      1. Aniket says:

        I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. Emily says:

    Wow. Squids and steamboats and bikinis, oh my. You are seriously twisted. When does it come out? Halloween? Ok. I will set aside a few bucks. You can use the money for a psychiatrist.

  6. Logan says:

    Sounds funny. I will definitely read it!

  7. TheRealSheldonCooper says:

    What with scientists, time travel and San Francisco, I am ready to read your book! It better be bazinga worthy!

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