Boys Being Boys

I read an article last week from the Huffington Post called “These Are The Things Men Say To Women On The Street”.

Basically it was some of the female editors at the Huffington Post holding up signs with a few of the obnoxious things that men said to them while they were walking down the street.

Aren’t these editors supposed to be educated women? Why does this behavior surprise them? A lot of men are assholes. And let’s face it, the Huffington Post IS in Manhattan, a place well known for its manners, respect, and social etiquette.

They’re hot women – they’re going to get hit on, flirted with, and sometimes insulted. That’s the price they pay for being good looking.

It did get me thinking though – maybe I should walk down the street on a Saturday night in Los Angeles, and see what various women say to me. So I did.

The results are below:

“You look like an angel that fell from heaven and hit its face on the pavement.”

“You might not be the best looking guy here, but hotness is only a light switch away.”

“I like my guys the way I like my peanut butter…CHUNKY!”

“Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?”

“You don’t sweat much for a fat guy.”

“I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?”

“Bet you a 100 bucks you can’t turn me hetero.”

“You’re hotter than my son.”

“I’ve got a knife. Get your coat.”


  1. Laurie says:

    OMFG!! This is hysterical! And so true. You hit this one out of the ball park. 😀

  2. Euni Rose says:

    You’ve done it again. Your cousin in Southfield Michigan is rolling all over the place, gasping for breath as she laughs her head off!!!

  3. It’s only harassment if the man is ugly.

    1. MikeT says:

      Absolutely. If Bradley Cooper had made the jackhammer comment on the HufPost article, the girl would have melted instead of being offended.

  4. Redrock83 says:

    “You are hotter than my son”…ROTFLMFAO. That is so sick it’s funny. 😈

  5. Stewie11 says:

    New York doesn’t sound any different than Los Angeles. There a D-bags everywhere. These guys are just losers.

  6. Frootloops says:

    So true. Speaking from experience, I tend to let the stupid comments from the hotties slide. Up to a point. 😳

    1. TooManyDogs says:

      A cute face gets your foot in the door…or some other body part through the door.


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