I usually find things to obsess over about once a month, and this month it’s the card game, Cards Against Humanity.

What is it exactly? Well here’s how their website describes it:

Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people. Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends. The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a black card, and everyone else answers with their funniest white card.

It’s basically a modern version of the Mad Lib books, or better yet, an updated version of the TV show Match Game. Try to picture Richard Dawson, Charles Nelson Reilly, and Gene Rayburn on a three-month crack binge.

Here’s a few random samples:


My life is ruled by a vicious cycle of ____________ and ___________.

8 oz. of sweet Mexican black tar heroin

Court-ordered rehab


My gym teacher got fired for adding _____________ to the obstacle course.

Mouth herpes


The class field trip was completely ruined by______________.

Assless chaps


As King, how will I keep the peasants in line?

Edible underpants


____________ would be woefully incomplete without____________.

Reverse cowgirl


Written by stevemargolis



Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships racially-biased SAT questions.


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