Goodness gracious, things are really heating up in Dearborn, Michigan. It seems a Presbyterian church had the gall to hand out a flyer at several public schools advertising their local Easter egg hunt, and the Muslim community is up in arms.
Muslim parents are worried that the church is trying to convert their children with such blasphemous events as the egg toss and the relay race. The offending flyer, bejeweled with the menacing title of EGGSTRAVAGANZA, has the parents crying foul!
One Muslim father has hired a lawyer and will be suing the school for issues related to separation of church and state. He says his kids (ages 5 and 7) are uncomfortable with the content of these flyers.
His five year old son was quoted as saying, “Father, I am quite uncomfortable with this obvious attempt to convert me and my brethren to the mindset of the church. We must immediately take these heathens to court and use each and every avenue of the justice system to stop their heavy-handed tactics and sometimes obscured attempts to steal my eternal soul. Death to America.”
The pastor at the Cherry Hill Presbyterian church offered the following rebuttal, “The get together is designed to be an opportunity to invite the community to come by for a day of activity- eat some candy, meet the Easter Bunny, and maybe an hour or two of advanced weapons training.”
The same Muslim father is also upset about the Halloween flyers that went out last year, as he felt this was just another attempt by the church to distribute religious propaganda through the public school system.
Aside from the fact that Halloween is a pagan holiday, is he kidding?
Does this guy have something against dressing up and eating candy? We’re talking about a friggin Easter egg hunt. Kids run around in the sun, eat candy and vomit on the Easter bunny. There is nothing more American than that (except for all things Duck Dynasty).
This year’s theme at the White House Easter Egg Roll is “Hop into Healthy, Swing into Shape“; an obvious attempt to wipe Islam from the face of the earth. Sarah Palin is right, that Barack Obama is one sneaky Kenyan.