I’m currently pitching a new game show to ABC called Charlie Sheen or Benjamin Franklin?

The game itself is quite easy to play – the host will describe actual situations, and the contestants simply need to guess who it pertains to – Charlie Sheen or Benjamin Franklin.

Sound easy? It’s not.

Take a look below, test your skill, and one day, you may be a contestant on Charlie Sheen or Benjamin Franklin?

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Fugitive from the law

Ben Franklin – He left an apprenticeship before the specified term had ended

 

Credited with creating the first public library

Ben Franklin – Books were very expensive so he figured out a way to share them

 

Credited as having sex with 3 women at the public library

Charlie Sheen – It turns out one of the women was the Librarian and she was “overdue”

 

Had an illegitimate son

Ben Franklin – Had a problem keeping it in his pants

 

Charted the Gulf Stream

Ben Franklin – Studied why the trips to and from Paris took different lengths of time

 

Chartered a Gulfstream

Charlie Sheen – Found it more efficient than owning

 

Started the first hospital

Ben Franklin – Thought sick people would get better care if they were all in one place

 

Was nicknamed the “trouser-snake”

Ben Franklin – Actually the famous flag “Don’t Tread On me” was created by Ben’s third girlfriend, Amber

 

Came from a religious family

Charlie Sheen and Ben Franklin

 

Participated in drunken satanic orgies

Ben Franklin – When in London, it was well know that Ben liked to frequent these establishments along with other prominent members of the community

 

Enjoyed “wenching”

Ben Franklin – This was an early version of MILF Hunting as Ben made no secret of the fact that he liked older women as well as younger women

 

Said “Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”

Ben Franklin

 

Said “I think the honesty not only shines through in my work, but also my personal life. And I get in trouble for being  honest. I’m extremely old-fashioned. I’m a nobleman. I’m chivalrous.”

Charlie Sheen

 

Was caught on more than one occasion with a girl half his age

Ben Franklin – Ben coined the term “Who’s your daddy?”

 

While he didn’t have a sex tape, there were pictures of him with a girl 30 years younger, groping each other at a party in London

Ben Franklin – the picture was drawn by an artist who recognized Ben at a party

 

Spent thousands of dollars on prostitutes

Charlie Sheen and Ben Franklin. When adjusted to 2012 dollars, Charlie just squeaks by Ben for the lead.

 

Ten bodies were found in the basement of his London home

Ben Franklin – Yep. Just recently. Google it!

 

Invented Time travel

Ben Franklin – the “kite in the storm” was his first attempt at generating 1.1 Gigawatts

 

Had a father named Josiah

Ben Franklin

 

Had a father who played a character on The West Wing named Josiah

Charlie Sheen

 

 

Written by stevemargolis

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