Makes a handy doorstop.
Cheaper than a movie and your shoes don’t get sticky. Usually.
Better than sleeping pills. You’ll be out by page six. And probably bleeding from the ears as well.
Paperback version can be used as a flotation device.
Read about me and instantly feel better about yourself!
Way better than than ordinary, one-ply toilet paper.
I only know three things for sure…Steve writes great books, you can never have enough lobster, and they’ll never find Mr. Howell’s body.
Skipper, 3-Hour Tours, Inc.
I just read one of Steve’s books and I believe one of my philosophical propositions holds true here – I suck, therefore I am.
This guy is whack! We’re talking like 40 whacks!
I created movable type so you could write this crap?