Makes a handy doorstop.
Cheaper than a movie and your shoes don’t get sticky. Usually.
Better than sleeping pills. You’ll be out by page six. And probably bleeding from the ears as well.
Paperback version can be used as a flotation device.
Read about me and instantly feel better about yourself!
Way better than than ordinary, one-ply toilet paper.
I only know three things for sure…Steve writes great books, you can never have enough lobster, and they’ll never find Mr. Howell’s body.
Skipper, 3-Hour Tours, Inc.
I invented penicillin, and won a Nobel Prize in Medicine. But I gotta say, this website makes me chortle like a motherf***er!
This guy is whack! We’re talking like 40 whacks!
I created movable type so you could write this crap?