After a long day of anal probes and faking crop circles for the tabloids, I love to transform into a brick and listen to one of Steve’s audiobooks. He’s one of the few Earth authors whom I don’t want to melt with an Glyphton ray.
Advanced Expedition Scout / Movie Producer
I only know three things for sure…Steve writes great books, you can never have enough lobster, and they’ll never find Mr. Howell’s body. Ever.
Skipper, 3-Hour Tours, Inc.
I invented penicillin, won a Nobel Prize in Medicine, and was knighted by King George VI. But I gotta say, this website makes me laugh my ass off!
This guy is whack! We’re talking like 40 whacks! Best site ever!
I created movable type so you could write this crap? Well that was time well spent. 🙁