Forgotten Fortune

Today I started writing my second novel, Forgotten Fortune (book two of my Timelink trilogy). I spent about two months doing the online research required, and I did it from a specific browser- one used only for book research. I did this because when I’m done, I can look back at all the keywords I… Read more »

Future Fortune released

This weekend, my new book, Future Fortune, is free to download for the Kindle. You can go to Amazon now and download it at no charge. It’s a lot cheaper than Ambien. So why make it free? Well, when you’re a nobody author, you need to garner as many reviews as quickly as possible when… Read more »

Barcade

Many years ago, my favorite arcade game was Elevator Action. It’s a pretty simple game. You land on the roof of a building and make your way down to the basement where your escape car is waiting. On each floor along the way, you have to defeat bad guys, and make occasional stops to pick up… Read more »

My New Children’s Book

I met with my editor on Friday, and these were the take-a-way notes for my newest children’s book: The words “lube” and “chipmunk” should not appear in the same sentence, let alone as the opening line from Chapter 1. The local spelling bee you described in Chapter 2 should not end with Charlie Sheen bludgeoning… Read more »

The California DMV

While researching information for a DMV project I was working on, I came an interesting fact about the California DMV. If you don’t speak English and live in California (Austrian former governors are exempt), you can still take the written driver license exam. It’s available in other languages: Amharic, Arabic, Armenian, Cambodian, Chinese, Croatian, French,… Read more »

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  • Traditional Publishers

    About ten years ago I decided to write a kid’s book. I came up with various titles including: Who Will Toss My Salad? Polly Paints A Penis Tommy Gets An STD But it just wasn’t happening. I gave up on children’s books. I briefly considered a scratch & sniff book, but finally settled on a… Read more »

  • Book Number Two – Coming Soon

    From the cover of my upcoming book. I know you can’t tell from this snippet, but it’s a time travel comedy. And it’s 100% Kardashian free. You’re welcome.    

  • Presidential Debates

    This past week I got to watch the Democratic Debate. It was a breath of fresh air compared to the clown-car, insanity of the most recent Republican Debate. Let’s compare: Democratic Debate: 5 participants Republican Debate: 11 participants (I think. It was tough to count them all) During the Republican debate the most discussed topics… Read more »

  • Gilligan’s Island Radio

    I love recreating props from movies and TV shows as you can see here. My newest project should be quick and easy. I came across a Packard Bell AR-851 radio from the 1960’s, and while you may not recognize the model number, I’m sure you would recognize the radio itself. It’s the one from Gilligan’s… Read more »

  • The Muppets

    I watched The Muppets the other night and thought it was pretty funny. It reminded me of 30 Rock– a behind-the-scenes look at a hit TV show where you get to see the relationships and the drama that plays out behind the curtain. It was kind of raunchy, but still funny. I already knew what… Read more »

  • Book Research

    For the past four weeks (that’s a month to my numerically-challenged readers), I have been working on my second book. This time around it’s a novel, and it’s been a blast to write so far. It’s much easier to write than a memoir because I can make shit up when I write myself into a… Read more »

  • The County Clerk Of Kentucky

    Meanwhile in Kentucky, a county clerk is sitting in jail for refusing to issue marriage licenses to gay couples. Kim Davis, a born-again Apostolic Christian has decided that handing out marriage licenses to gay couples would go against the word of God. In fact, when asked under whose authority she was refusing to hand out… Read more »

  • My Second Book

    This week I started outlining my new book. It’s a novel, and I’m hoping it will be funny. It’s going to be a lot more fun than a memoir because I can make shit up- I’m not constrained by the truth. So what’s it about? Well first off, it contains the following items in no… Read more »

  • I Am An Author

    About a month ago, I put my first eBook on Amazon. Since this was my first book, I wanted to learn everything I could about the process so I’d be prepared for the second book, or as I like to call it, Crap, The Sequel. Many of my friends and family (both of you) downloaded… Read more »

  • Email Hell

    It all started when I received an email that I didn’t understand. It was addressed to the “team”, and I figured it was meant for me, as I get quite a few emails that are addressed to, and begin with, “team”. As it turns out, it was another team far across the country and they… Read more »